It’s time to stampede to our favourite watering hole.
The Village Idiot, aka the local watering hole, has been immensely quiet these past few months. With the animal kingdom in hibernation, they’ve had time to stock up on all your favourite drinks while also coming up with a few new ideas in the process.
The Village Idiot has some awesome re-opening specials to make your first dip extra good
Bottle of Simonsig Wines MCC R150
Burger + Drink = R110Standard Beer Co jugs R80
Keep a social distance to avoid getting ostrich-zised from the watering hole. See you there every Thursday to Saturday from 2pm-10pm!
Directions to The Village Idiot 32 Loop street
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