Summary: Simon’s Restaurant at Groot Constantia is hosting Dinner with Darren Simpson on Friday, 18 and Saturday, 19 September 2026. Dinner begins from 18:00, followed by the comedy show at 20:00. Tickets cost R280 per person and can be purchased via Quicket. Dinner is not included in the ticket price, so guests order their meal separately.
Dinner is generally a fairly civilised affair. Add Darren Simpson and there are considerably fewer guarantees.
Simon’s Restaurant at Groot Constantia is hosting Darren Simpson for two evenings on 18 and 19 September 2026, combining dinner at the restaurant with a live comedy show filled with laughs, surprises and the particular brand of mischief that has made Simpson such a familiar name.
Guests can arrive for dinner from 18:00, giving them time to settle in, order from the restaurant and enjoy the evening before the show begins at 20:00.
- The entertainment itself promises a mix of comedy, cheeky humour and unexpected moments, so anyone hoping for a perfectly predictable Friday or Saturday night may need to reconsider their plans. Tickets cost R280 per person and cover admission to the show. Importantly, dinner is not included in the ticket price, so food and drinks are ordered separately.
The setting adds another layer to the evening. Simon’s Restaurant is situated at Groot Constantia, making the event an easy excuse to turn a comedy ticket into a full night out with dinner before Darren Simpson takes over the room.
With only two performances scheduled, guests keen to see the well-known comedian in this more intimate dinner setting will want to secure their tickets through Quicket. Come hungry, order something good, keep the wine within sensible grabbing distance, and prepare for a night where the next joke may not be the only surprise.
Quick details
- Event: Dinner with Darren Simpson
- Venue: Simon’s Restaurant
- Location: Groot Constantia, Cape Town
- Dates: Friday, 18 September and Saturday, 19 September 2026
- Dinner: From 18:00
- Show: 20:00
- Tickets: R280 per person
- Ticket platform: Quicket
- Dinner included: No, dinner is ordered separately
- Entertainment: Live comedy with Darren Simpson
FAQs
How much are tickets for Darren Simpson at Simon’s Restaurant?
Tickets are R280 per person.
What time does dinner start?
Dinner is available from 18:00.
What time does Darren Simpson’s show start?
The comedy show begins at 20:00.
Is dinner included in the R280 ticket price?
No. The ticket covers the show only. Dinner and drinks are purchased separately.
When is Darren Simpson performing at Simon’s Restaurant?
He is performing on Friday, 18 September and Saturday, 19 September 2026.
Where is the event taking place?
The event is at Simon’s Restaurant at Groot Constantia in Cape Town.
